Halloween Questions and Answers

"Halloween Questions and Answers"

Q. Why do vampires scare people?
A. They are bored to death!

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A. Every night he turns into a bat.

Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.

Q. How can you tell when a vampire has
been in a bakery?
A. All the jelly has been sucked out of the
jelly doughnuts.

Q. What song does Dracula hate?
A. "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on
my Shoulders."

Q. How does a girl vampire flirt?
A. She bats her eyes.

Q. What's it called when a vampire has trouble
with his house?
A. A grave problem.

Q. Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A. He has a bat temper.

Q. Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A. He had a fang-ache.

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?
A. His fang club.

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather
shoes?
A. Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.

Q. How do you keep a monster from biting
his nails?
A. Give him screws.

Q. What can't you give the headless horseman?
A. A headache.

Q. Why did the headless horseman go into
business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q. What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A. A white sale.

Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a
formal party?
A. A boo-tie.

Q. What's a ghosts favorite desert?
A. Boo-berry pie.

Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Q. When does a ghost have breakfast?
A. In the moaning.

Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A. Coffee with scream and sugar.

Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A. Mali-boo.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What do they teach in witching school?
A. Spelling.

Q. Why does a witch ride a broom?
A. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of
the cord.

Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A broom closet.

Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates.

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q. Why can't witches have babies?
A. Because their husbands have Hollow-weenies.

Q. What will be the nosiest thing in town
Halloween night?
A. 2 Skeletons making love on a hot tin roof.

Q. What is a definition of a skeleton.
A. A man with his insides taken out and his
outsides taken off.

Q. Why don't witches wear panties?
A. To get a better grip on their brooms.
Received on Fri Oct 28 10:58:26 2005