Halloween Party

"Halloween Party"

A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband
to go to the party alone. So he took his costume and
away he went.

The wife, after sleeping for an hour, awakened
feeling much better so she decided to go to the party.

Since her husband didn't know what her costume
was, she thought she would have some fun by
watching him to see how he acted when she was
not with him. So she got to the party and spotted
her husband cavorting around on the dance floor,
dancing with every nice chick he could. His wife
sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his partner and devoted his time to
the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since
he was her husband.

Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars
and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering
what kind of explanation he would make for his
behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came home
and asked what kind of a time he had. He said,
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Don and Bill and some
other guys, so we went into the den and played poker
all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my
costume to, he sure had a real good time!!!"
Received on Thu Oct 27 08:58:04 2005