You Know You're A Cat Person When...

"You Know You're A Cat Person When..."

...you refer to going to the bathroom as "using
the litterbox."

...you do not consider an outfit complete without
some cat hair.

...you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.

...you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy
in the dark.

...you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside
you to invite your guests to sit down.

...you sleep on one edge of the bed because the
cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!

...you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on
the floor.

...you spend more money on toys for your cats than
on the kids or grandkids.

...you decorate your Christmas tree with dangling cat
toys.

...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with
all the cats."

...you have more pictures of your cats than your
kids in your wallet.

...you refer to your cat as your furry child.

...your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry
"grandchild."

...you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.

...you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!

...you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.

...you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and
"Kitty's."

...you call home and leave a message on the
answering machine for your cat.

...you have the cat meow on the outgoing message
of the answering machine.

...you and kitty have matching outfits.

...your spouse says, "Me or the cat!" and there's
no hesitation.

...you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.

...your favorite friends have fleas.

...you chose a house to buy based on it having a
good location for the catbox.

...you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to
any meal.

...you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.

...you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.

...you meow so well, you confuse the cats.

...you bore the neighbors with discussions on the
exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and
Amore...at length.
Received on Thu Oct 27 08:57:26 2005