The Official List of P*ssy, Part III

"The Official List of Pussy"
Part III

7) Innocent Nympho P*ssy: Rare. Recognized by
being in a small, sweet, innocent package which
you would never in a million years think would give
in, but when it does, you are in for a hell of a
surprise. Often mistaken for (4). Expense varies,
but usually falls into the cheaper category.

Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Always worth it.
Keep it if you can.

Disadvantages: If (4) is mistaken for (7), serious
consequences may result. May or may not be faithful.

8) Party P*ssy: Found at bars and at parties.
Recognized by glass of wine in hand and bloodshot
eyes. Will engage in group festivities while completely
ripped. Expense usually covers drinks. Make sure you
are not ripped as to better enjoy the experience.

Advantages: Easy to obtain unless you are real unlucky.
Be sure to say the right things.

Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not usually
remain faithful, the Support System may tend to
vomit all over you.

Often not worth it.

9) Nutsy P*ssy: Support System has psychological
problems. Recognized by the fact that she will go out
with you, then spill her problems on you. May tend to
kill you while you sleep. Gives in for no apparent
reason.. Usually found as a quiet co-worker.

Advantages: Easy.

Disadvantages: Never really worth it.
Received on Thu Oct 20 06:28:25 2005