The Official List of P*ssy, Part II

"The Official List of Pussy"
Part II

4) Virgin P*ssy: This type is getting rarer each day.
Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners,
and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies.
Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will
cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration
level is high as Virgin P*ssy tends to want to stay that
way for some unknown reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, will offer a
very tight "fit" if it gives in, sometimes open to new
experience, will often offer "other" services if Virginity
is to be maintained.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage,
will cause discomfort upon use, not very imaginative,
not usually into using birth control which can cause
"accidents", can only be used once.

Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing.

5) Nympho P*ssy: Very rare. Recognized by the tendency
to drag you by your balls into bed and going at it to the
point of exhaustion Very experienced, will teach you
things you never knew. Expense varies depending on
level of Nymphomania.

Advantages: Will send you into la-la land, will try
anything once.

Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one,
thus disease risk can be high, will tire you out and
ask for more, can be unstable, will not give a steady
relationship.

Often not worth it.

6) Frigid P*ssy: Less rare. See (4) for recognition.
Difference is that this P*ssy will not yield no matter
what. Any expense involved is simply wasted (unless
you are into real frustration).

Advantages: There are no advantages.

Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay
away once recognized.

Never worth it.
Received on Tue Oct 18 08:19:05 2005