Nun of a Plane

"Serenity Prayer"

G~d, grant me the serenity

To accept a post I cannot change,

Courage to walk past the computer without
turning it on when I'm running late for work,

And the wisdom to know the difference between
"come to bed now" meaning "let's have some fun"
and "come to bed NOW" meaning that computer
has got to go!!

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"Nun of a Plane"

Two men seated on an airplane noticed a
Catholic Nun sitting in front of them, one of the
men says to the other with a wink, "I was going
to go to Ireland until I found out that half the
country is Catholic so I don't want to go there".

The other man says, "We'll how about Poland,
then?"

The first man says, "No way, Poland is loaded
with those Catholics too."

The other man suggests a trip to the U.S. but
his companion says, "The Catholics have
spread out over the whole country every time
I turn around there I bump into one."

The men are watching and can see that the
nun is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated
about their conversation.

The fellow who started the teasing decides to
really get her mad and says, "I really wanted
to go to Italy but that place is crawling with
Catholics, what with the Pope there and all."

At this the Nun has had it and finally turns
around in her seat and sweetly says to the
men, "Why don't you both go to hell? I hear
that there aren't any Catholics there."
Received on Sat Oct 15 01:15:43 2005