Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex...

"Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex..."

** You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..

** It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish
     with you once in a while.

** The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

** If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,
     you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet
     if you become famous.

** Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you
     fished with long ago.

** It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

** When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel
     guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

** If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
     object if you Fish with someone else.

** Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish
     by yourself.

** When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder
     if they are really an undercover cop.

** You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
     tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you
     without getting sued for harassment.

** There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

** If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have
     to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

** Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the
     rest of your life

** Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
     interest in it.

** Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just
     Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
Received on Fri Oct 14 05:51:46 2005