Summer Love

"Summer Love"

Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation
and fell head over heels in love with her.

On the last night of his vacation, the two of them
went to dinner and had a serious talk about how
they would continue the relationship.

Ed began by saying to his new lady friend that
she meant so much to him, "It's only fair to warn
you that I'm a complete and utter golf nut. I eat,
sleep and breath golf....so if that's a problem,
you'd better say so right now."

"Well, since we're being honest with each other,
here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker."

"I see," replied Ed, and was quiet for a moment.

Then he added, "You know, it's probably because
you're not keeping your wrists straight when you
tee off."
Received on Wed Oct 12 05:51:58 2005