Expensive Book

"Yoga"

Some days when I look out my window, the sheer
boundless beauty of nature amazes me. Her rolling
hills, her scenic valleys and her gently undulating
grasslands fill me with awe and pleasure.

On other days, though, my "does-yoga-in-the-nude"
neighbor has the shades down.

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"Expensive Book"

The local bookstore had this huge display with a
sign advertising,

"Newly Translated From
the Original French: 37 Mating Positions."

The book was already wrapped in plain brown
wrapper and I just had to buy one.

Once safely at home and alone, I opened it and
found that I had just purchased an expensive
book about chess.
Received on Sat Oct 1 01:26:09 2005