What Not To Say To Your Girlfriend's Parents

"Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents"

1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming
effect on me.

2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town
yesterday?

3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such
great head?

4. Can you believe it! Those idiots at the corner
market won't cash my welfare check!

5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet
for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable
in my opinion.

7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being
bisexual just for her.

8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks
expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with
a safe already built in, didn't it?

9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling
of knowing your HIV test results are negative!
I bet Sara's will be okay, too.

10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure
how long that cop car will stay lost.
Received on Wed Nov 30 08:15:43 2005