New Addition

"New Addition"

The newly wed wife said to her husband when
he returned from work: "I have great news for you.
Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house
instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness
and kissing his wife said: "Oh darling, I'm the
happiest man in the world."

But then she said: "I'm glad that you feel this
way because tomorrow morning my mother
moves in with us."

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"Conversation"

A man answers the phone and has the following
conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day.
Mary-Louise has been quite difficult... Yes, I know
I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you
know how she is.

Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember
you told me that she was a vile creature who
would make my life miserable and you begged
me not to marry her.

You were perfectly right.

You want to speak with her? All right."

He looks up from the telephone and calls to
his wife in the next room:

"Mary-Louise, your mother wants to talk to you!"
Received on Wed Nov 30 08:16:50 2005