Little Johnny & the Maid

"Little Johnny & the Maid"

"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give
me twenty dollars?"

"Certainly not."

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said
to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her
purse, she handed over the money. "Well?
What did he say?"

"He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my
socks tomorrow.' "
Received on Tue Nov 29 07:58:50 2005