Food Complaints

"Food Complaints"

Two women were discussing marriage, and one
said, "We've been married ten years, and every
night my husband has complained about dinner.
Not one night without complaining about the food."

The other woman said, "That's awful. Doesn't it
bother you?"

The first one said, "Not in the slightest."

Said the other woman, "You must be a saint!"

To which, the first woman replied, "Why should I
object? A lot of people don't like their own cooking."

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"Harry The Complainer"

Harry the Complainer and his wife happened to
pass away on the same day and as they await
their interview with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
they're approached by an angel.

"Hello," says the angel. "I'm your host, and welcome
to Heaven. In a few moments you'll be entering
through our famous Pearly Gates for the most
fantastic adventure you've ever experienced. You'll
have a chauffeur driven limousine service anywhere
in the universe, plus deluxe accommodations at our
luxury hotel with all the amenities -- pool, Jacuzzi,
indoor tennis courts, and more. Then after your day
of relaxation, dine at any of our 5-star restaurants
savoring the finest of any cuisine known to man."

At this point, Harry gives his wife a shove in the ribs
with his elbow. "If it wasn't for you and that stupid
oat bran, we'd have been here ten years ago!"
Received on Tue Nov 29 07:58:03 2005