Expensive Dress

"Expensive Dress"

Jill, being the "only buy-on-sale shopper," beckoned
to a salesman in Bergdorf Goodman's, pointed to
white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said,
"Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that
store dummy over there?"

"That dress is $899.95, Madam," sneered the rather
snotty salesman.

"Oh! For $99.95, I could get the same dress at
S. Klein's downtown!"

"But Madam," said the salesman, "You'll find that the
dress at Klein's is recycled wool. This original is
100% pure virgin wool."

And Jill replied, "So! For $800, I should be caring
what the lambs do at night?"
Received on Wed Nov 23 08:17:18 2005