Men's Thoughts During Love Making

"Men's Thoughts During Love Making"

*Kissing/Light Petting*

What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist:
I'm powerless before your seductive ways!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--
ewwww!"

*Undressing*

What he hopes you're thinking: "My G~d, look
at the size of that!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "My G~d, look
at the size of that!"

*Foreplay/Oral Sex*

What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at
the alter of your impressive manhood for hours."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn
me before he cums, I'm going to kill him."

*Penetration*

What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're
splitting me in half!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?"

*Your Orgasm*

What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here),
yes!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy
Award for this performance."
What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes,
(other guy's name here), yes!"

*Post-coital Bliss*

What he hopes you're thinking: "Now I know what
an earthquake feels like."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Maybe I should
let my lesbian friend Sue take me to that females-
only dance club after all."
Received on Tue Nov 22 07:14:59 2005