Little Johnny's Dinner Story

"Little Johnny's Dinner Story"

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the
playground and going into the woods. Curious,
he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane
kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain
himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother
excitedly.

"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND
AND DADDY AND..."

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants
to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane
laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny,
this is such an interesting story, suppose you save
the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look
on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his
story. He describes the car into the woods, the
undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy
and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle
Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Received on Mon Nov 7 01:22:10 2005