Senior Special

"Sixtieth Anniversary"

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth
anniversary. The couple had married as
childhood sweethearts and had moved back
to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they walked back to their old
school. It was not locked,so they entered, and
found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy
had carved, "I love you,Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out
of an armored car, practically landing at their feet.
Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do
with it,they took it home. There, she counted the
money. It totaled fifty thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said,
"Finders keepers." She put the money back in the
bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day two FBI men were canvassing the
neighborhood looking for the money,and knock
on the door. "Pardon me,but did either of you find
a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying.She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well,when Sally and I were walking
home from school yesterday . . . ."

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says,
"We're outta here!!!"

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"Senior Special"

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the
"seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash
browns and toast for $1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want
the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and
forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la
carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?"
My wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."

"How do you want your eggs?"

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home!

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
Received on Mon Nov 7 01:21:09 2005