Knighted

"Knighted"

My 4th-grade class was doing a unit on the
Middle Ages. It came time for all the Knights
to become "Knighted" when one of my girls
asked me, "Can all the ladies get "Laid"
tomorrow?"

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"Don't Lie to Kids"

There was a 5 five year old boy and his mom
in the shower together one day.

The kid asked while pointing to her crotch,
"What's that?"

The mother says, "Oh... well that's where your
dad accidentally hit me with an ax."

The kid replies, "Ouch!! Oh man...Right in
the puss, too!!"
Received on Thu May 5 06:17:03 2005