Classic Redneck Humor

"Classic Redneck Humor"

A North Carolina redneck passed away and left
his entire estate in trust,consisting of a1982 Ford
pickup, a Remington shotgun, 6 1/2 books of Green
Stamps and $18.37 due from the mill for his last
weeks work for his beloved widow. However, she
can't touch it until she turns 14.

Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups
of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not
admitted.

The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has
been raised to 32. It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.

In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called
documentaries.

How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is
married? There's dried tobacco spit on both
sides of his pickup truck.

Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery.
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock
burned down. In fact, it took out the whole trailer
park.

The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is
Interstate 40.

An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck.
He asked the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver said, "'Bout what?"
Received on Tue May 3 06:22:00 2005