The Nun in Hooters

"The Nun in Ho-ters"

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom,
walked into a local strip joint. The place was
hopping with music and loud conversation and
every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place
would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the
room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked,
"May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn
you that there is a statue of a naked man in there
wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way,"
said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of
the restaurant, and she preceded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place stopped just long enough to give
the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
understand. Why did they applaud for me just
because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the
bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the
fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink???"
Received on Tue May 3 06:24:51 2005