"Coming Home"
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes
upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating
and panting.
"What's up?" He says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
The guy rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just
as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted is hiding in your closet and
he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips
open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his
brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten SOB," screams the husband, "My wife's
having a heart attack and you're running around naked
scaring the kids!!!"
Received on Fri Mar 25 06:27:54 2005
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