Baptism

"Fourth Person"

Teri asked her Sunday School class to draw
pictures of their favorite bible stories.

She was puzzled by Kyle's picture which showed
four people on an airplane, so she asked him which
story it was meant to represent.

"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.

"I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby
Jesus."

Ms. Teri said. "But who's the fourth person?"

"Oh, that's Pontius -- the Pilot!"

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"Baptism"

A father is in church with three of his young
children, including his five year old daughter.

As was customary, he sat in the very front row
so that the children could properly witness the
service.

During this particular service, the minister was
performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little
five year old girl was taken by this, observing that
he was saying something and pouring water over
the infant's head.

With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned
to her father and asked, "Daddy, why is he
brainwashing that baby?"
Received on Fri Mar 25 06:27:22 2005