How To Eat Strawberries

"How To Eat Strawberries"

A farmer was driving along the road with a load
of fertilizer. A child playing in front of his house
saw him and called, "What are you hauling?"

"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked the child.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

"You ought to live here," the child advised him.
"We put sugar and cream on them."

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"Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned"

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her
brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don't hit back. They always
catch the second person.

4. Never ask your 3 year-old brother to hold a tomato.

5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

7. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a breath mint.

9. Never hold a vacuum and a cat at the same time.

10. School lunches stick to the wall.

11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

12. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts -
no matter how cute the underwear is.
Received on Sun Mar 27 01:41:58 2005