The First Affair

"The First Affair"

There was a middle-aged couple who had two
stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They
decided to try one last time for the son they always
wanted. After months of trying, the Wife became
pregnant and sure enough, nine months later
delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his
new son. He took one look and was horrified to
see the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way
that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the
two beautiful daughters I fathered."

Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you
been fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time."
Received on Wed Mar 16 06:09:47 2005