Camping

"Camping"

A loaded mini van pulled in to the only remaining campsite.
Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly
unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to
gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the
camp stove and cooking utensils.

A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters' father, "That,
sir, is some display of teamwork."

The father replied, "I have a system; no one goes to the
bathroom until the camp is set up."

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"Bar-B-Q"

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.
When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the
following chain of events is put into motion.

(1) The woman goes to the store.

(2) The woman "fixes" the salad, vegetables, and
dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places
it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils,
and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill.

(4) The man places the meat on the grill.

(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check
the vegetables.

(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat
is burning.

(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to
the woman.

(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to
the table.

(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does
the dishes.

(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her
night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
Received on Wed Mar 16 06:09:13 2005