The 3 Labs

"The 3 Labs"

Three Labrador Retrievers -- one brown, one yellow
and one black--were sitting in the vet's waiting room
when they struck up conversation.

The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why
are you here?"

The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I go on everything
-- the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final
straw was last night when I went in the middle of my
owner's bed."

The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown
lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked,
"Why are you here?"

The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences,
dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When
I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line
last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's
couch."

So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab
inquired.

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts, too." The dejected
yellow lab said.

The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked,
"Why are you here?"

"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything.
I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, mailboxes, whatever.
I want to do everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had
just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry
her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on
her back and started humping away."

The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance
and said, "So, nuts off for you too, huh?"

The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped!"
Received on Tue Mar 15 06:08:39 2005