Likeness

"Opinion"

Two lads were playing in the street where they
lived when they saw a friend looking through
the kitchen window of a near-by house. He called
them over "Quick! There's a man and a woman
in there fighting!"

"They're not fighting," said one boy, "They're
making love."

"And very badly." said the other.

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"Likeness"

A woman was walking along pushing her new born
baby in its pram when she was approached by an
old friend.

The woman leaned over, peered into the pram and
said, "What a beautiful baby boy! Little Jesse looks
just like his father."

"I know," replied the woman, "I just wish he looked
more like my husband!"
Received on Fri Jul 29 08:36:25 2005