Dead Batteries

"Dead Batteries"

"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the
hardware store clerk.

"Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger.
"Can you come this way?"

"If I could come that way," the woman says,
"I wouldn't need the batteries."

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Why don't witches wear any underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their brooms!
Received on Mon Jul 18 02:54:43 2005