Choices

"Hair"

My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes
it. She came into the Family Room as I was watching
TV. I guess I stared at her funny because she said,
"I just set my hair."

The last thing I remember saying was, "Oh, really?
And what time does it go off?"

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"Breakfast"

The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband
got up early, went down to the kitchen, and brought
his wife her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was
delighted.

Then he spoke: "Have you noticed just what I have
done?"

"Of course, dear. Every single detail!"

"Good. That's how I want my breakfast served every
morning."

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"Choices"

Now that they are retired, my mother and father are
discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked
Mom.

After some thought, she said that she'd probably look
for a house-sharing situation with three other single
or widowed women who might be a little younger than
herself, since she is so active for her age.

Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."
Received on Sat Jul 16 09:31:08 2005