Of Multiple Births

"Of Multiple Births"

Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis
hospital waiting room, while their wives were
in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man,
"Congratulations sir, You're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence" the man said with some
obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins
baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to
the second man, "You sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence " he
answered.

"I work for the 3M Corporation." My buddies at work
will never let me live this one down.

An hour later, while the other two men were passing
cigars around, the nurse came back, this time she
turn to the 3rd man - who had been quiet in the corner.
She announced that his wife had just given birth to
quadruplets.

Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me! Another
coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally regaining
his composure, he said "I don't believe it, I work for the
Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the
4th guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor.
The nurse rushed to his side and after some time,
he slowly gained back his consciousness.

When he was finally able to speak, you could hear
him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over
nd over again.

"I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...
"I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...
"I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...
Received on Tue Jul 5 08:05:22 2005