Pumpkin

"Pumpkin"

A man is driving home late one night and is feeling
very horny, as he is passing a pumpkin patch, his
mind starts to wander. He thinks to himself, you
know a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there is no one around here for miles. He pulls
over to the side of the road, picks out a nice juicy
looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole
in it, and begins to screw the pumpkin.

After a while he is really into it, and doesn't notice
the police car pulling up. The cop walks over and
says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you
are screwing a pumpkin?"

The man looks at the cop in complete horror, thinks
fast and says, "A pumpkin? Is it midnight already?"
Received on Wed Jul 6 07:21:10 2005