The Poor Husband!

"The Poor Husband!"

Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy,
the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any
regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily,
for he has been desperate for sex for quite a while now.
Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him
and sees the poor guy curled up on the floor, eyes stare
widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire.

Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer
of the cabinet, takes out a fifty-dollar bill, and gives it to
him. She says, "Awww, honey you're so depressed...
Here, take this and go to the woman next door, and she
will let you sleep with her tonight.. But remember that this
happens only once. Ok? Don't think about it or ask me to
do this again."

The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that
she may change her mind, he grabs the money and
leaves quickly.

A few minutes later, he returns, hands the bill back to the
wife and says with much disappointment, "She said this
is not enough, she wants sixty dollars."

The wife's face slowly turns red with anger: "Damn that bitch!
When she was pregnant and her husband came over here
I only charged him fifty!!!"
Received on Fri Jan 7 08:58:28 2005