Low Bridge

"Low Bridge"

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
He passed a sign that said "low bridge ahead."

Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of
him and he got stuck under the bridge. You could
say that he got a rock solid "Trucker's Wedgie."

Cars were backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car pulled up. The cop got out of his
car and walked around to the truck driver, put his
hands on his hips and said, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver said, "No officer,... I was delivering
this bridge and ran out of gas!"

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"Small Town Justice"

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist
who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet!!!" snapped the officer. "...or I'm going
to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back."

"But officer, I just wanted to say...."

"And I said KEEP QUIET! You're going to jail!" A few
hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and
said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's
wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," said the man in the cell....
"I'm the groom!"
Received on Fri Jan 7 08:58:02 2005