Fear of Flying

"Flying Kids"

A stewardess was getting very annoyed by 3 little
children on the plane. They had been bugging her
since take-off, complaining that they were hungry
or bored or tired or thirsty or needed to go to
the bathroom and whatever else you could imagine
a small child commenting and complaining about.

Well, the stewardess had had enough. The next
time the children said that they were bored, the
stewardess told them to go play outside.

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"Fear of Flying"

A man has an hour before his flight to Los Angeles. He
decides to kill some time at an airport bar. He walks in and
sits down next to a clearly nervous guy, who has three empty
whisky glasses in front of him. The man introduces himself
to the nervous guy, and buys him a drink.

The man asks, "Nervous about flying?"

The nervous guy replies, "N-n-nervous? I'm t-terrified. I
j-just know the p-plane is g-going t-to crash and we're
g-going to d-die."

"Is this your first time flying?"

"N-no, I fly c-cross-c-country all the t-time. It's m-my
job."

"Why don't you just ask your boss if you can drive
cross-country?"

"H-he would never l-let me do that"

"Why not?" asks the man.

The nervous guy replies, "B-because, I'm the p-pilot."
Received on Sun Jan 9 08:30:53 2005