My Business

"My Business"

A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a
beautiful young woman in a pub and said, "Do you
mind if I ask you a personal question?"

"Yes I do," replied the beautiful young woman, "But
go ahead, as I'm sure you're going to ask me anyway."

"OK," said the shy, drunken, innocent young man,
"How many men have you slept with?"

"That's my business!" snapped the woman.

"Oh, cool!" said the young man. "I didn't realize
you made a living at it!"
Received on Tue Feb 22 09:39:26 2005