Questions to Ponder

"Questions to Ponder"

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments
in a suitcase?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest,
but he ducks when the empty gun is thrown at him?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper,
does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring
at carpeting?

Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and
then put money into telescopes so they can see
things on the ground close-up?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour
before getting out of the water?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when
we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there
are four billion stars, but check when you say the
paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still
apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have
materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen
times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down,
pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end
you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed
light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams
our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for
doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't
all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
that's falling off the table you always manage to knock
something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as
it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Received on Tue Feb 22 09:38:47 2005