Wash Cloth

"Wash Cloth"

There was a little boy whose mother was about to
have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and
saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what
the hair between her legs was.

She responded, "It's my wash cloth."

Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the
young boy walked in on his mother again. While
she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved
her pubic hair.

The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"

The mother responded, "I lost it."

The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his
mother's washcloth.

A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and
screaming, "I found your washcloth."

The mother, thinking that the child was just playing,
went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you
find it?"

The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing
daddy's face with it."
Received on Mon Feb 21 01:29:56 2005