Newlywed Surprise

"Newlywed Surprise"

The newly wed wife said to her husband when he
returned from work: "I have great news for you.
Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house
instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and
kissing his wife said: "Oh darling, I'm the happiest
man in the world."

Then she said: "I'm glad that you feel this way because
tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us."

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"Wedding Woes"

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love
and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as
their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be
like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you
take this man to be your husband."

And she said, "I do."

Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take
this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said,
"He does."
Received on Thu Feb 24 09:49:36 2005