The Little Turtle

"The Little Turtle"

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long
hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air
waving his front legs, until he crashes heavily into the
ground with a hard knock on his shell.

After recovering his consciousness, he starts to climb
the tree again, jumps again, and knocks the ground
heavily again.

The little turtle persisted again and again while a couple
of birds sitting at the edge of a branch, watched the turtle
with pain. Suddenly the female bird says to the male,

"Dear, I think it's time to tell our little turtle he is adopted."

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"Turtle Mugging"

A turtle is mugged by three snails.

When asked by police to give a description of what
happened, he replies, "I don't know, it all happened
so fast!"

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"The Elephant and the Crocodile"

An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in
the jungle, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning
himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the
turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far
into the jungle.

"What did you do that for?" asked the crocodile.

The elephant answered, "That turtle was the one
that bit me almost fifty years ago."

The crocodile said, "And you remembered him after
all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory."

"Yep," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."
Received on Fri Feb 18 06:04:43 2005