The Sermon

"The Sermon"

Johnny is a man of very few words. One Sunday
he went to church, but his wife, Mary, was
sick and stayed home. When he returned, she
asked, "Was the sermon good?"

"Yup," was Johnny's brief reply.

"What was it about?" Mary asked.

"Sin."

"And what did the Pastor say?"

"He's against it."

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"The Violin"

Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living
room while his Uncle was trying to read in
the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and
as the screeching sounds of little Johnny's violin
reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

Uncle listened to the dog and the violin as long
as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his
paper to the floor and yelled above the noise,
"For pity's sake, can't you play something the
dog doesn't know!"
Received on Sun Feb 20 02:12:10 2005