Try To Put Out This Fire..

"Try To Put Out This Fire..."

A man who worked for the fire department came home
from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have
a wonderful system at the firehouse. Bell #1 rings, and
we all put our jackets on. Bell #2 rings, and we all slide
down the pole. Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck
and ready to go!"

"So," he continues, "From now on, we're going to run
this house the same way. When I say Bell #1, I want
you to strip naked. When I say Bell #2, I want you to
jump into bed and when I say Bell #3, we're going to
make love all night!"

The wife is agreeable with this arrangement.

The next night, he came home from work and yelled,
"Bell #1!"
The wife took off all her clothes.
"Bell #2!".....The wife jumped into bed.
"Bell #3!"..... They began passionate loving...

After two minutes, the wife yelled, "Bell #4!".....

The husband asked "What the hell is this Bell #4?"

"MORE HOSE!" she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE
NEAR THE FIRE!"
Received on Fri Feb 18 06:03:16 2005