"Poked & Poked"
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour,
and many people were forced to stand.
One particularly cramped woman turned to the man
behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me
with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about, miss - that's
just my pay check in my pocket."
"Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job,
because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last
half hour!!!"
Received on Thu Feb 17 06:12:21 2005
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