Fidel in Heaven

"The White Man"

When white man found this land, Indians were
running it.

No Taxes...

No Debt...

Plenty Buffalo...

Plenty beaver!

Women did most of the work.

Medicine Man free!

Indian men hunted and fished all the time!

Then White man came and told the Indian,
"We're going to make your life better."

Aha...

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"Fidel in Heaven"

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets
there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the
list and that no way, no how, does he belong
in heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes
to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome
and tells him to make himself at home.

Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in
heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No hay
problema, I'll send a couple of little devils to
get your stuff."

When the little devils get to heaven they find the
gates are locked - St.Peter is having lunch - and
they start debating what to do. Finally, one comes
up with the idea that they should go over the wall
and get the luggage.

As they are climbing the wall, two little angels
see them, and one angel says to the other, "My
goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than
ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"
Received on Thu Feb 17 06:11:19 2005