The Obstetrician's Wife

"The Obstetrician's Wife"

At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician's wife noticed
another guest, a big, over sexed blonde, was making
overtures at her husband. It was a large, informal
gathering, so she tried to laugh it off until she saw
them disappear into a bedroom together.

At once she rushed into the room, pulled the two
apart and screamed, "Look lady! My husband just
delivers babies, he doesn't INSTALL them!"
Received on Thu Feb 3 06:18:34 2005