Bird Calls

"Bird Calls"

One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his
backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought
he'd give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight
the bird hooted again. The next night the same
scenario occurred.

All Summer, the man and his feathered friend hooted
back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversations."

Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough
in inter species communication, his wife, had a chat with
her next door neighbor.

"My husband spends his nights calling to owls," the wife
commented.

"That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my
husband."

Then it dawned on them...

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"78 Year Old's Check Up"

You're in incredible shape," the doctor said.
"How old are you again?"

"I am 78." The man said.

"78?" asked the doctor. "How do you stay so
healthy? You look like a 60 year old."

"Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got
married that whenever she got mad she would
go into the kitchen and cool off and I would go
outside to settle down." the man explained.

"What does that have to do with it?" asked the
doctor.

"I've pretty much lived an outdoor life."
Received on Fri Feb 4 05:44:16 2005