Desire vs Reality

"Desire vs Reality"

A customer in a bakery was observed carefully
examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed
on trays in the glass cases.

When a clerk approached him and asked,
"What would you like?" he answered, "I'd like
that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut,
that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."

Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an
oat-bran muffin."

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"Brainteaser"

A little brain teaser for you today:

A father and his son were in a horrible car accident. The
father went to a hospital and his son went to another hospital
50 miles away. When it came time to operate on the mans
son the surgeon said, "I cannot operate on this man because
he is my son."

How is this possible?
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...The surgeon is his mother.
Received on Thu Feb 3 06:17:36 2005