What Sex And Parking Spaces Share In Common

"What Sex And Parking Spaces Share In Common"

You should never have to wait to find one.

You should be able to slide right into one.

Spaces in the front are always the best.

When no front spaces are available, spaces in
the rear will always suffice.

It sucks when someone else is double-parked.

Your space should still be open and waiting
when you get back.

It's a tragedy when you have a 'full-size' car but
there are only 'compact' spaces.

A full-size car is good to find.

People are willing to wait in line for the good
spaces.

Spaces with short time limits are annoying and
never satisfying.

We're all looking for the free space with the
"unlimited" time limit.

A house isn't a home without a parking space.

Some people are uncomfortable with a space
in the rear.

Why is it best-looking cars are always the ones
who only like parking in the rear?

The better your parking techniques are the more
parking spaces you can get into.
Received on Thu Dec 29 09:20:48 2005