Fine Wine

"Apples"

Women are like apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree. Most men
don't want to reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take the apples from
the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is
wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right
man to come along, the one who's brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.

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"Fine Wine"

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out
like grapes, and it's women's job to stomp
on them and keep them in the dark until
they mature into something with which
you'd like to have dinner with."

"Women are like fine wine. They all start
out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the
mind and then turn full-bodied with age
until they go all sour and vinegary and
give you a headache."
Received on Sat Dec 17 09:47:05 2005