Disgrace

"Disgrace"

There was a virgin that was going out on a date
for the first time and she told her grandmother
about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell
you about those young boys. "He is going to try
to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't
let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your
breast; you are going to like that, but don't let
him do that. He is going to try to put his hand
between your legs; you are going to like that,
but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly,
he is going to try to get on top of you and have his
way with you. You are going to like that, but don't
let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter
went on her date and could not wait to tell her
grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her
date went just as the old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace
the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got
on top of him and disgraced his family."
Received on Fri Dec 16 08:37:11 2005