Gasoline

"Page"

During a holiday vacation in a Las Vegas, the
wife of doctor telephoned a local casino and
asked to have her husband paged.

"Sorry, Madam," came the reply, "The house
does not make doctor calls!"

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"Arthur And Samuel"

Arthur took his college roommate, Samuel,
home for Christmas, and after dinner, spoke
to his father, "Dad, I need to tell you something.
Samuel and I want to get married and we'd like
your blessing."

Arthur's father practically exploded, his face
turned red, and was literally speechless for
ten minutes. When he finally regained his
composure, he replied,

"Arthur, you CANNOT marry Samuel!!! For
G~d's sake, Arthur... he's Jewish!"

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"Gasoline"

The CIA admitted it knew al-Qaeda wanted
to hijack airliners in the summer of 2001.

The agency decided not to recommend any
passenger screening measures at the nation's
airports.

They were afraid if they offended any Arabs,
the Saudis would feel insulted and we might
end up paying $2 a gallon for gasoline.
Received on Mon Dec 19 06:29:43 2005